1.Salary incremental honi
chahiye.... fix toh IPL bhi hota hai....
2. Dil bada hone chahiye, chota to bheem bhi hai.
3. Ladki aaj-ki honi chahiye Kal-ki to kochelin bhi hai..
4.Aadmi ko satisfied hona chahiye, khush to Mogambo bhi bahut hai. 5.teachers ko marks dene chahiye...ande to murgi bhi deti hai...
6.Friends sath denewale chahiye..follow to hutch ka kutta bhi karta hai
7.ladki pyaaar karne wali honi chaiye... sensitive to ab toothpaste bhi hote hai
8.Soch seedhi honi chahiye... utla toh tarak Mehta ka chaasmah bhi hai...
9.Music LOUD hona chahiye Silent toh apna PM bhi hai
10.ladka balwan hona chahie builder toh lokhandwala bhi hai..
11.Relation me pyaar hona chaiye,fights to WWF me bhi hote hai.
12.Ladki siddhi Honi chahiye tedha toh kurkure Bhi hote hai.
13, Lyf main toh mazze karne chahiya, kam toh gadha bhi karta hai.
14.ladki thodi HEALTHY honi chahiye...
PATLI toh nokia charger ki PIN bhi hoti hai.
15.log sacche hone chahiye ,acche to daag bhi hote hai 16.##tarak mehta ka ooltha chasma...by jethalal
Ladki sanskari honi chahiye . . . . Sundar toh mera saala bhi hai. 17.home town toh village hona chahiye...
CITY toh car bhi hoti hai 18.aadmi ko ijatat honi chahiye.. paise toh sunny leone bhi kamati hai. 19.Me matlab apun hona chahiye I to phone bhi hota he 20.Phne ho to samsung ka ho apple to fruit bhi hota he 21.Baal strong hone chaiye.. kaala toh ____ bhi hota hain... 22.Gf ko bharosa hona chaiye.. Shakk toh ACP Pradyuman bhi karta hai 23.ladka-ladki main understanding honi chahiye.. prem toh prem chopra mian bhi hota hai... 24.Ladkiyan pyaari honi chaiye Smart toh phone bhi hota hain 25.ladki simple honi chaiye, Sec C toh 1/Cos C bhi hota hai.. 26.Exam written mein hona chaiye Oral toh sex bhi hota hain.. 27.hug hamesha tight hona chye,loose toh motion b hote h. 28.Bike Yamaha honi chahiya Hero toh Jackie Shroff bhi hai 29.ladki mile toh kiss karna chaheye... hug toh toilet me b karte hai.. 30.Laptop use karna chahiye tablet toh crocin bhi hota hai. 31. SMS ka reply hona chahiye.. 'K' toh potassium bhi hota hai..
32.Girlfrnd russian honi chahiye asian toh paintz bhi hote hai...
33.Kasab ko goli marni chaiye thi..hang toh mera phone bhi hota hai..
34.ladka himmat wala hona chaihye, bahadur to apna watchman bhi hai!!!:p
35.Kellogs mein vitamin hona chahiye... Iron to aajkal man bhi hote hai.
36.Ladki Sindhi honi chaiye, Gujarati toh thali bhi hoti hai..!!
37.Aisa partner dhundo jo tummse chipak kr rahe ... Space toh hard disk bhi deta hai
38.Dessert mein icecream hona chahiye Falooda to ijjat ka bhi hota hai.
39.Movie achi honi chahiye, lambi toh Dipika Padukone bhi hai
40.Babita toh jethalal ki honi chaiye, daya toh ACP pradyuman ke pass bhi hai
41.Msg ya Status short n sweet hona chahiye warna BIG toh BAZAAR bhi hota hai
42.Monsoon me Barf ke Gole barsne chahiye, Pani to Nal me bhi Aata hai...
43.Ladki ko ladki kehna chahiye, mahila to jayawardene bhi hai
44.Mobile Branded Hona Chaiye, Karbonn to Dioxide bhi hota hai
45. Facebook ko colorful hona chaiye.... BLUE toh film b hoti hai. 46. leader to modi jaisa hona chaiye reader to sonia bhi hai 47.Ladki ko kiss karna chahiye....hug toh sandhaas mein bhi lete hain 48. Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
49.relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
50.Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hai!
51.Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
52.wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
53.Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh whats app main bhi hai
54.ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
55.Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
56.Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me hote he
57.Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
58.Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai 59.Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye.. Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
60.Ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain.
61.ladka smart hona chahiye, ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.
62.laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!
63.Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai..
64.Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
65.Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai...
66.Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai 67.insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai.. 68.Ladki me hunar hona chaiye.. Maal to rail gaadi me b hota hai 69. Swarg me pornstar honi chaiye APSARA to pencil b h 70. Politician rahul gandhi jaise hone chahiye.. Mulayam to meri takiya bhi hai 71. pen fountain hona chahiye.. dott toh condom b hota hai 72. Jeans toh Armani Jeans ki honi chahiye... Kyunki Tommy toh Kutta bhi hota hai. 73. Diamond American hona chahiye , Kohinoor toh Basmati chawal bhi hote hai 74. funny honi chahie, Gambhir to Gautam bhi hai 75. party mardo ki honi chaiye mhilao ki toh congress bhi hai 76. aam meethe hone chahye, rasiley toh honth v hote hai..
2. Dil bada hone chahiye, chota to bheem bhi hai.
3. Ladki aaj-ki honi chahiye Kal-ki to kochelin bhi hai..
4.Aadmi ko satisfied hona chahiye, khush to Mogambo bhi bahut hai. 5.teachers ko marks dene chahiye...ande to murgi bhi deti hai...
6.Friends sath denewale chahiye..follow to hutch ka kutta bhi karta hai
7.ladki pyaaar karne wali honi chaiye... sensitive to ab toothpaste bhi hote hai
8.Soch seedhi honi chahiye... utla toh tarak Mehta ka chaasmah bhi hai...
9.Music LOUD hona chahiye Silent toh apna PM bhi hai
10.ladka balwan hona chahie builder toh lokhandwala bhi hai..
11.Relation me pyaar hona chaiye,fights to WWF me bhi hote hai.
12.Ladki siddhi Honi chahiye tedha toh kurkure Bhi hote hai.
13, Lyf main toh mazze karne chahiya, kam toh gadha bhi karta hai.
14.ladki thodi HEALTHY honi chahiye...
PATLI toh nokia charger ki PIN bhi hoti hai.
15.log sacche hone chahiye ,acche to daag bhi hote hai 16.##tarak mehta ka ooltha chasma...by jethalal
Ladki sanskari honi chahiye . . . . Sundar toh mera saala bhi hai. 17.home town toh village hona chahiye...
CITY toh car bhi hoti hai 18.aadmi ko ijatat honi chahiye.. paise toh sunny leone bhi kamati hai. 19.Me matlab apun hona chahiye I to phone bhi hota he 20.Phne ho to samsung ka ho apple to fruit bhi hota he 21.Baal strong hone chaiye.. kaala toh ____ bhi hota hain... 22.Gf ko bharosa hona chaiye.. Shakk toh ACP Pradyuman bhi karta hai 23.ladka-ladki main understanding honi chahiye.. prem toh prem chopra mian bhi hota hai... 24.Ladkiyan pyaari honi chaiye Smart toh phone bhi hota hain 25.ladki simple honi chaiye, Sec C toh 1/Cos C bhi hota hai.. 26.Exam written mein hona chaiye Oral toh sex bhi hota hain.. 27.hug hamesha tight hona chye,loose toh motion b hote h. 28.Bike Yamaha honi chahiya Hero toh Jackie Shroff bhi hai 29.ladki mile toh kiss karna chaheye... hug toh toilet me b karte hai.. 30.Laptop use karna chahiye tablet toh crocin bhi hota hai. 31. SMS ka reply hona chahiye.. 'K' toh potassium bhi hota hai..
32.Girlfrnd russian honi chahiye asian toh paintz bhi hote hai...
33.Kasab ko goli marni chaiye thi..hang toh mera phone bhi hota hai..
34.ladka himmat wala hona chaihye, bahadur to apna watchman bhi hai!!!:p
35.Kellogs mein vitamin hona chahiye... Iron to aajkal man bhi hote hai.
36.Ladki Sindhi honi chaiye, Gujarati toh thali bhi hoti hai..!!
37.Aisa partner dhundo jo tummse chipak kr rahe ... Space toh hard disk bhi deta hai
38.Dessert mein icecream hona chahiye Falooda to ijjat ka bhi hota hai.
39.Movie achi honi chahiye, lambi toh Dipika Padukone bhi hai
40.Babita toh jethalal ki honi chaiye, daya toh ACP pradyuman ke pass bhi hai
41.Msg ya Status short n sweet hona chahiye warna BIG toh BAZAAR bhi hota hai
42.Monsoon me Barf ke Gole barsne chahiye, Pani to Nal me bhi Aata hai...
43.Ladki ko ladki kehna chahiye, mahila to jayawardene bhi hai
44.Mobile Branded Hona Chaiye, Karbonn to Dioxide bhi hota hai
45. Facebook ko colorful hona chaiye.... BLUE toh film b hoti hai. 46. leader to modi jaisa hona chaiye reader to sonia bhi hai 47.Ladki ko kiss karna chahiye....hug toh sandhaas mein bhi lete hain 48. Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
49.relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
50.Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye... Caring toh nurse b hai!
51.Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
52.wife ek best frnd jaisi honi chahiye... life companion toh s4 bhi hota hain !!
53.Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh whats app main bhi hai
54.ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
55.Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
56.Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me hote he
57.Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
58.Cement to pure honi chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai 59.Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye.. Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
60.Ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hain.
61.ladka smart hona chahiye, ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.
62.laadki me sense of humor hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !!!
63.Baal Swing honi chahiye, Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai..
64.Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
65.Bachha .ek hi paida hona chaiye...twins toh tower b hai...
66.Exams mei fail hona chaiye..pass to train ka bhi hai 67.insan me atma sanman hona chahie, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai.. 68.Ladki me hunar hona chaiye.. Maal to rail gaadi me b hota hai 69. Swarg me pornstar honi chaiye APSARA to pencil b h 70. Politician rahul gandhi jaise hone chahiye.. Mulayam to meri takiya bhi hai 71. pen fountain hona chahiye.. dott toh condom b hota hai 72. Jeans toh Armani Jeans ki honi chahiye... Kyunki Tommy toh Kutta bhi hota hai. 73. Diamond American hona chahiye , Kohinoor toh Basmati chawal bhi hote hai 74. funny honi chahie, Gambhir to Gautam bhi hai 75. party mardo ki honi chaiye mhilao ki toh congress bhi hai 76. aam meethe hone chahye, rasiley toh honth v hote hai..
